Relegation Romance


They’ve all done it.
At one time or another,
The men we have loved,
Have taken us for a romantic
night out…

To the footie.

Or for beer and a kebab.
Or to the bloodiest movie
You could ever imagine.

Do they ever wonder,
If it might not be,
What their companion wants?

Because,
even in this modern age,

We have not forgotten
The delights,
Of dinner and flowers.

Terminator 3 doesn’t lend itself,
To romance.

And too much beer leads to…
Loud snoring.

So to enlighten
Our much loved men,

We know you love your footie,
But on a romantic night out,

Wouldn’t you rather have

Footsie?

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